A little boy visits the zoo for the first time with his parents and is amazed to see an elephant up close.
“Mummy,” he asks, tugging on her sleeve, “what’s that thing hanging between its front legs?”
“Oh, that’s the elephant’s trunk dear,” she replies.
“And what’s that thing hanging between it’s back legs, mummy?” he asks. Embarrassed, she brushes off the question and says, “Oh, that’s nothing son.”
Not happy with the answer, he asks his dad the same question, “Daddy, what’s that hanging between its back legs?”
“That’s his penis, son,” he says, patting his son on the back.
“But mum said it was nothing?” the boy says. “Ah, yes, but your mum has been spoiled!” he replies.
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