A boy is selling fish on a corner.
To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling: “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!”
A shocked pastor is passing and hears this. He asks: “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish?'”
The boy responds: “Because I caught these fish at the local dam.”
So the pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish that evening.
The wife responds surprised: “I didn’t know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way!”
He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.
He responds: “That’s the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f***ing potatoes!”
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