Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A pedestrian was crossing the road

A pedestrian stepped off the curb and into the road without looking and immediately got knocked down by a passing cyclist.

“You were really lucky there,” the cyclist said.

“What on earth are you talking about! That really hurt!” said the pedestrian, still on the pavement, rubbing his head.

The cyclist replied: “Well, usually I drive a bus!”

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