The morning after their honeymoon a couple finally woke up as the first rays of light.
The wife was so impressed with her husband’s performance the previous night that she asked him a question.
“Darling, you are just wonderful. Last night was simply amazing. May I ask how many others were there before me?” she says.
Her husband looks at her with a blank expression.
A whole minute passes by as he looks at her the same way.
“Come on, I know there must have been at least a few. I’m waiting,” she says annoyed.
Her husband replies, “Hang on sweetheart, I’m still counting.”
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