Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An old lady offers a bus driver peanuts

A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts, which he gladly accepts. After a while, he asks her why she isn’t having any herself.

“Oh, young man,” she says, “they’re too hard on my poor teeth, I couldn’t.”

“Why did you buy them at all then?” Asks the driver.

“You see, I just love the chocolate they’re covered in!”

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