William, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor for a check-up.
A few days later the doctor spotted William walking down he street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A few days later, William went back to the doctor for a follow-up appointment where the doc remarked, “you’re really doing great, aren’t you?”.
William replied, “just doing what you said doctor, ‘get a hot mamma and be cheerful'”.
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, you got a heart murmur. Be careful”.
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