Starts at 60 Daily Jokes: A husband stopped wearing his wedding ring

Sep 13, 2019
She wasn't too happy with his response. Source: Getty
Soon after marrying, a woman’s husband stopped wearing his wedding ring.

She asked: “Why don’t you ever wear your wedding band?”

He replied: “It cuts off my circulation.”

She answered back: “It’s supposed to!”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Three older men are walking on the golf course

Three older men are walking around the golf course, when they get on to the subject of their children and become a little boastful.

“My son’s doing so well as a lawyer,” one man starts. “He’s making so much cash that he bought his friend a fantastic red sports car.”

Not to be outdone, the second man chimes in. “Well, my son’s a doctor and he’s rolling in money. In fact, he’s making so much that he bought his friend a fabulous mansion,” the man said proudly.

The third man looked a little shame-faced.

“Well, I can’t say my son’s career is quite as lucrative – he’s an actor in gay porn movies,” he says, as his friends look shocked.

“Still,” the man continues, brightening up a little. “He can’t be doing too badly for himself, because he does have a fabulous mansion and a very nice new red sports car.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A teacher tries some reverse psychology

A new teacher tries some reverse psychology on her students.

“Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”

After a few seconds, Gemma stands.

“Do you really think you’re stupid, Gemma?” the teacher asks.

“No, ma’am,” says Gemma. “But I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.”

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.

Stories that matter
Emails delivered daily
Sign up