Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An old man buys his wife a raunchy outfit

He tells the salesperson to wrap up the most expensive, sexiest negligee available. Source: Pexels

Ahead of his 50th wedding anniversary, Melvin decides to surprise his wife with a very special gift.

He goes to the shopping centre and heads into the lingerie store. Realising he’s never seen his wife in lingerie in all the years they’ve been married, he decides to buy some as a way of making her feel young and beautiful again. 

Melvin tells the salesperson to wrap up the most expensive, sexiest negligee she has. He takes the gift and excitedly runs home to his wife.

He presents May with the gift bag and she races upstairs to the bedroom to see what’s inside. She quickly realises the negligee is something she’s never worn before and that the outfit her husband picked out leaves very little to the imagination.

In the end, May decides to give Melvin a surprise of his own by heading back downstairs wearing nothing at all.

“Melvin, come out to the hallway and tell me what you think,” she says.

Melvin hops on out and shocks May with a repulsed look on his face.

“All that money and they couldn’t even be bothered ironing it?”

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