Little Susie kept dozing off in class …

Little Susie kept dozing off in class, and her teacher took her aside for a chat.

“This just isn’t acceptable, Susie,” said the teacher. “You know very well you can’t sleep in my class.”

“I know,” said Susie. “But maybe I could if you wouldn’t speak so bloody loudly.”

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