Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Little Johnny watched his mother apply face cream

Little Johnny watched in awe as his mother smoothed a cold cream on her face.

“Why do you do that, mummy?” he asked.

“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

“What’s the matter?” asked Johnny. “Giving up?”

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