Daily Joke: One heck of an outdoors man

Apr 24, 2023
"I got sand in my shoes and my eyes," said the man. Source: Getty Images

During a recent physical examination, Jim’s doctor asked him about his physical activity level.

He described a typical day. “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 10 kilometres through some pretty rough terrain.

“I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.

“I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I narrowly avoided standing on a snake.

“I climbed several rocky hills. I had to stop several times to relieve myself behind some big trees.

“The mental stress of it all left me shattered. In the end, I drank eight beers.”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one heck of an outdoorsman!”

“No,” Jim replied. “I’m just a really bad golfer.”

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