During a recent physical examination, Jim’s doctor asked him about his physical activity level.
He described a typical day. “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 10 kilometres through some pretty rough terrain.
“I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.
“I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I narrowly avoided standing on a snake.
“I climbed several rocky hills. I had to stop several times to relieve myself behind some big trees.
“The mental stress of it all left me shattered. In the end, I drank eight beers.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one heck of an outdoorsman!”
“No,” Jim replied. “I’m just a really bad golfer.”