Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man buys a bracelet for his new girlfriend

A man has been seeing his new girlfriend for a few months and wants to buy her something nice. Source: Pixabay

A man has been seeing his new girlfriend for a few months and decides to take things to the next level.

He heads to the local jewellery shop to pick up an expensive surprise for his new lover. Her birthday is coming up and he thinks a bracelet is something she is going to love.

“Would you like me to engrave your girlfriend’s name on it,” the jeweller asks when the man picks out something nice.

The man thinks for a moment.

“No, I’ve got something much better,” he responds. “Please engrave ‘to my one and only love’.”

The jeweller smiles at the man.

“Isn’t that lovely,” he says. “How very romantic of you.”

“It’s not actually romantic,” the man replies. “But it is very practical. This way if we break up, I can use it for my next girlfriend.”

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