Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Little Johnny had his first day of school

Little Johnny was in class on the first day of school. The teacher pointed to him and asked, “What’s your father’s occupation?”

“He’s a magician, ma’am,” Little Johnny said proudly.

“How interesting. What’s his favourite trick?” the teacher asked.

“He saws people in half,” Johnny replied.

“Wow, incredible! And tell me, do you have any brothers or sisters?” the teacher queried.

“Yes ma’am,” Little Johnny answered. “One half brother and two half sisters.”

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