A man walks into his local bar one night, looking extremely down in the dumps.
The bartender asks the man what he would like to order, but notices his customer doesn’t look happy.
“Just one beer, thanks,” the man replies.
“What’s wrong?” the bartender asks. “You’ve got a face on you as long as a horse.”
The man then explains his problem to the bartender.
“Well, my wife and I got into a massive fight. She said she wouldn’t talk to me for an entire month.”
“What’s so bad about that?” the bartender responds.
“The month is up tonight.”
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