Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A DEA officer stopped by a farm

A DEA officer stopped at a farm and said: “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

The woman who owned the farm answered: “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer exploded and said: “Ma’am, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” He reached into his pocket, pulled his badge out and waved it in the woman’s face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I want, on any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear?”

The woman nodded politely, apologised, and went about her daily chores. A short time later, she could hear loud screams. She looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by a massive bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer and it seemed likely that he’d get caught before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

The woman threw down her tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of her lungs, “Your badge, show him your badge!”

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