Daily Joke: A bat race was called

Apr 01, 2021
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Three bats had to get as much blood as they could in a certain amount of time.

When the time is up, the judge goes to the first bat. He sees some blood on his legs and asks him where he got it from.

The first bat says, “You see that tree over there? Behind it there’s a mall and that’s where I got my blood from.”

The judge goes to the second bat, which has much more blood on him. He again asks where the blood came from.

The second bat says, “You see that tree over there? As you know, there’s a mall behind it, but behind the mall there’s a huge park! That’s where I got my blood from.”

The judge goes to the third bat, which is practically soaking in blood – toes to teeth. He asks him where he got it from.

The third bat says, “You see that tree over there?”

The judge nods, he has most certainly seen the tree.

“Well, I didn’t.”

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