Daily Joke: A husband gives his wife a painkiller

A husband rolls over in bed, wiggles his eyebrows suggestively and gives his wife a wink.

“Oh not tonight,” she says. “I have a headache.”

The next night, the husband tries the same move, but is rebuffed again.

On the third night, the husband walks into the bedroom holding two painkillers and a glass of water.

His wife asks, “What’s that for?”

“It’s for your headache,” he replies.

“I don’t have a headache.”

The husband smiles and says, “Gotcha!”

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