Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A farmer was trying to sell his animals

To the houses where the woman was the boss, a chicken was given. Source: Getty.

A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in order to sell up, so he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man was the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman was the boss, a chicken was given.

He got towards the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. “Who’s the boss around here?” he asked.

“I am.” said the man.

“I have a black horse and a brown horse,” the farmer said, “Which one would you like?”

The man thought for a minute and said: “The black one.”

“No, no, no, get the brown one,” the man’s wife said.

“Here’s your chicken,” said the farmer.

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