
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He looks at the first priest and says, “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!”
The priest replies, “No son, you’re not.”
So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!” To which the second priest replies, “No son, you’re not.”
Finally, the drunk has had enough and says, “Here, I’ll prove it.”
He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, “Jesus Christ, you’re back AGAIN?”