Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A dentist works on a patient’s broken teeth

"Will I be able to play the clarinet when you are finished?" Source: Shutterstock.

A patient sits in the dentist’s chair with severely fractured front teeth.

After discussing with the dentist how they will be restored and what the fee will be, the patient says: “Before you start, I have to know Doc, will I be able to play the clarinet when you are finished?”

“Of course you will!” the dentist happily answers.

The patient sighs in relief and says: “Oh that’s great, I couldn’t play a note before!”

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