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Our daily joke – Years of smoking finally caught up with John

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Years of smoking finally caught up with John one morning at work when he keeled over, clutching his heart.

He was rushed to hospital and inundated with questions from concerned staff.

“Do you smoke?” Asked a paramedic.

“No”, John replied quietly, “I quit”.

“That’s good,” the paramedic stated, “when did you quit?”

“Around 9.30 this morning.”

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