Daily Joke: Maternity ward mix-up

A group of expectant fathers sat nervously in the hall of the maternity ward. After a while a nurse called one of them over and patted him on the back as she said, “Congratulations, you have a son!”

Another man dropped his magazine, jumped up and said, “Hey, what’s the idea? I got here two hours before he did!”

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