Daily Joke: A husband and wife were dreaming about winning the lottery

Jan 11, 2021
The wife probably didn't expect this reply. Source: Getty.

A husband and wife were dreaming about what they’d do if they won the lottery.

“I’d hire a cook so that I could just say, ‘Hey, make me a sandwich’,” the wife said excitedly.

The husband shook his head, and added, “Not me. I already have one of those.”

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