Max went into the doctor’s office for his annual check-up, and the doctor asked if there was anything unusual he should know about. Max told him that his suit must have shrunk over the last year because it didn’t fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently.
The doctor said: “Suits don’t shrink just sitting in a closet. You probably put on a few kilos”.
“That’s just it, Doc, I know I haven’t gained a single kilo since the last time I wore it.”
“Well, then,” said Doc. “You must have a case of Furniture Disease.”
“What in the world is Furniture Disease?” asked Max.
“That’s when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers.”