Daily Joke: An old married couple were sitting together on the couch

A couple who’d been married for more than 50 years were sitting on the couch when the wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?”

He moved over and sat close to her.

“Dear,” she continued, “do you remember how you used to hold me tight?”

He reached over and held her tight.

“And,” she went on, “do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?”

With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the room.

“Where are you going?” she asked.

“Well,” answered the husband, “I have to get my teeth.”

Love to laugh? Live in Brisbane?

Join us at the Sit Down Comedy Club on Thursday 5th September for the Starts at 60 Comedy Festival — a night of fun and laughter for, and by, older Australians.

Featuring local breakfast radio legend Terry Hansen, headline comedian Fred Lang and ten national finalists competing for the title of Australia’s Funniest Boomer! Learn more here.

When: Thursday 5th September 2024
(Doors open 6.00pm, show begins 7.00pm)

Where: Sit Down Comedy Club
(The Paddo Tavern, 186 Given Terrace, Paddington, QLD)

Secure your tickets now at the Sit Down Comedy Club website.