Daily Joke: A young man calls his father to ask for some money

A young man was having some money problems and needed $200 to get his car fixed and roadworthy again, but he had run out of people to borrow from.

So, he called his parents via the operator, reversed the charge and said to his father. “I need to borrow $200.”

At the other end, his father said: “Sorry, I can’t hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line”.

“Two hundred. I need two hundred dollars!” the boy shouted.

“Sorry, I still can’t hear you clearly,” replied his father.

The operator cut in: “Sorry to butt in, but I can hear him perfectly clearly”.

“Good,” the father said. “Then you send him the money!”

A man helped out his tipsy coworker

One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home after an office party. His wife was prone to jealousy, so he didn’t mention the incident to her.

Later in the evening, he was driving his wife to a restaurant when he noticed a stiletto-heeled shoe half-hidden under the passenger seat. Gripped with terror, he took advantage of a moment when she wasn’t looking to grab the shoe and throw it out of the window.

The rest of the journey went well until they arrived at the restaurant.

“That’s strange,” said his wife, looking a little agitated. “Have you seen my other shoe?”

A newly-married wife was crying when her husband came home

The newly-married husband comes home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. “Darling, whatever is the matter?” he asks.

“Sweetheart,” she sobs. “The most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out the oven to season it and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone. I found that the cat had eaten it!”

“Don’t worry, darling,” said her husband. “Don’t cry. We’ll get a new cat in the morning…”