A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.
The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her: “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want for $100, on one condition.”
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied: “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she pressed into the young man’s hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly, meaningfully said: “Clean my house.”
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road, and the car became bogged.
After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
He stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted, and minutes later, the car was free.
The farmer turned to the husband and said: “You know, you’re the tenth car I’ve helped out of the mud today.”
The husband looks around at the fields, incredulously, and asks the farmer: “When do you have time to plough your land? At night?”
“No,” the young farmer replied, seriously. “Night is when I put the water in the hole.”
A man phones a lawyer and asks: “How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?”
The lawyer replies: “A thousand dollars.”
“A thousand dollars!” exclaims the man. “That’s very expensive isn’t it?”
“It certainly is,” says the lawyer. “Now, what’s your third question?”
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