A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, but found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him. So he sat him down and told him: “Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
“I know,” said the man with a sigh, “But I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone.”
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