Daily Joke: A lady goes into the butcher shop - Starts at 60

Daily Joke: A lady goes into the butcher shop

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As she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue on the butcher's counter. Source: Getty.

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A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue on the butcher’s counter. The lady asks, “What in the world is that?”

“Beef tongue,” replies the butcher.

The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, “No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal’s mouth!”

The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman’s shopping cart, “I see you’re buying a dozen eggs, however.”

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