A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.
She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand and holding her hat snug against her head with the other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, exposing her underwear for everyone to see.
The policeman asked: “Hey lady, everybody is taking a look at what you’ve got. Don’t you think that pulling your dress down is more important than worrying about your hat?”
“Look, sonny, what these people are looking at is 85 years old. But this hat is brand new!”
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