A man goes to the barber shop. The barber asks him, “What’s it gonna be?”
The man says, “I’ll have the bottom bit completely shaved. Then above it a few little circles. Above that a want a spiky bit. Next to that I want it number two on the right side and number three on the left side. And the top I want it a bit messy, with some bits longer that others.”
The barber looks confused and shakes his head at the man, “I’m sorry, I can’t do that, that sounds impossible.”
The man replies angrily, “Well, you’d think, but that’s what you did to me last time!”