Someone shared this cheeky joke with us and we just had to pass it on!
A young couple were in their honeymoon suite after their wedding, and started undressing for bed.
The husband, a large man, threw over his trousers to his new wife and told her to put them on. She did, but the waistband was far too large and the legs much too long. “I can’t wear your trousers!” she said, confused.
“That’s right,” her new husband replied. “Now, don’t forget it. I’m the one who wears the trousers in this relationship.”
The woman didn’t immediately reply, but passed him her tiny, lacy underpants and said, “Well, you try these on.”
The big man tried to squeeze into the very small, tight panties but couldn’t get them past his knees and certainly not over his thighs. “But I can’t get into your knickers!” he protested.
“That’s right,” his new-but-savvy bride replied. “And that’s the way it’s going to stay until you develop a different attitude!”
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