A father realised his 10-year-old son had been watching too many reality TV shows the day they attended a relative’s wedding.
As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the church, the boy turned to his father and asked: “Is this where the groom decides which one he wants to marry?”
A man was busy watching TV when his wife came in and said: “The car won’t start. I think there’s water in the carburettor.”
The man was annoyed he was missing his show so he said: “You don’t even know what a carburettor is, let me diagnose the problem, where’s the car?”
His wife said: “In the pond in front of our house.”
Two brothers were upstairs watching TV while their parents were downstairs.
One of the boys turned down the volume for a moment to listen before turning to the other and said: “I think we have company over.”
“Why is that?”
“Because I heard dad tell a joke and mum laughed.”
A man and his girlfriend check into the Watergate hotel. When they’re lying in bed watching TV, they notice that it keeps going static at odd times. Worried about the stories she’s heard from history, the girlfriend says: “I’m afraid that this room might be bugged with hearing devices.”
“That’s crazy, there’s nothing to be worried about,” the man replies.
The girl insists, so he starts to search the room. He looks in all of the drawers, under the TV, and behind the curtains. When he pulls the rug up, to his utter disbelief, he finds a suspicious looking disc.
“Wow, you might be right!” the man says as he unscrews the disc from the floor.
The next morning, they head to the front desk to check out of their room.
“You guys must’ve had a good time last night” the clerk says laughing.
Angry and confused, the man asks: “And how would you know that?!”
The clerk replies: “Well, on the floor below you, the entire chandelier came down.”
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