Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man asks his father for marriage advice

After Ben proposed to Susie, his father took him to one side.

“Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large. I said to her, ‘of course, they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will’, ever since that day, son, we have never a single problem,” he explained.

Ben took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night.

Then, Susie took off her underwear and gave them to Ben. “Try these on,” she said. Ben went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.

“What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your underwear,” he said. “Exactly, and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will,” Susie replied.

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