An old lady decided to paint the living room when her husband went to the shops.
After her husband arrived home, he found his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat while wearing a fur coat and a thick winter jacket. He asked her what she was doing.
She said, “I wanted to prove to you that even though I’m old, I’m still handy around the house. I decided to paint the living room.”
The husband was impressed at the good job she had done, but asked, “Why are you wearing two coats?”
She replied, “I read the directions on the paint can and it said, ‘For best results, put on two coats!'”