Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman goes to see a psychic

A woman goes to the see a psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.

The psychic’s eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table and she begins moaning. Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, and says: “Granddaughter? Are you there?”

The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds: “Grandmother? Is that you?”

“Yes granddaughter, it’s me.”

“It’s really, really you, grandmother?”, the woman repeats.

“Yes, it’s really me, granddaughter.”

The woman looks puzzled: “You’re sure it’s you, grandmother?”

“Yes, granddaughter, I’m sure it’s me.”

The woman pauses a moment: “Grandmother, I have just one question for you.”

“Anything, my child.”

“Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?”

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