A woman was sitting downstairs one morning, having a cup of tea and reading her newspaper on a hot day.
The husband had just come out of the shower and walked downstairs to see his wife. He said: “It’s just too hot to wear clothes today. Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”
Without even looking up from her newspaper, the wife answered: “Probably that I married you for your money.”