Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman was reading the newspaper

"Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" Source: Pexels.

A woman was sitting downstairs one morning, having a cup of tea and reading her newspaper on a hot day.

The husband had just come out of the shower and walked downstairs to see his wife. He said: “It’s just too hot to wear clothes today. Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”

Without even looking up from her newspaper, the wife answered: “Probably that I married you for your money.”

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