Jokes

Daily Joke: Three men entered the Christmas raffle

Dec 23, 2019

When the raffle was drawn a few days later, they each won a prize. Source: Getty.

Tom, Sam and Harry were sitting in a bar enjoying a few quiet drink when they decided to get in on the Christmas raffle. Since the raffle was for charity, they bought five tickets each. When the raffle was drawn a few days later, they each won a prize.

Tom won the first prize which was a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Sam was the winner of the second prize which was a six month supply of gourmet spaghetti. And Harry won the sixth prize which was a toilet brush.

The next time they met at the bar, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. “Great,” said Tom. “I love spaghetti.”

“Me too,” replied Sam.

“And how’s the toilet brush, Harry?”

“Not so good,” Harry groaned. “I reckon I’ll go back to toilet paper.”

Daily Joke: A woman was driving on the highway

One day a lady was driving on the highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind!

And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights. She thought to herself: “Oh no, what have I done now? I’m not speeding. I’m not drinking. I have my seat belt on!”

So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn’t deserve it.

A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf. The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back: “I know. I’m here to tell you that your horn is stuck.”