Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man wrote into an advice column

The man wrote in to the local newspaper. Source: Pexels.

A man wrote into the advice column in the local newspaper:

Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with “the girls” a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says: “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I had never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my car so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with “the girls”.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I noticed that there’s a slight dent in the left side of the bumper.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the shop just in case?

Signed,
Perplexed

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