Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A husband was cheating on his wife

"Do you want to see a crumpled up $100 note?" Source: iStock.

A husband was cheating on his wife for a month before she found out. One day he came home from work and the wife was standing at the door.

“Do you want to see a crumpled up $50 note?” she asked.

“Ah… ok.” the husband said hesitantly. The wife reached into her pocket, pulled out the note and gave it to him.

“Do you want to see a crumpled up $100 note?” She asked him.

“Sure.” the husband replied a bit more confidently. The wife reached into her pocket, pulled out the note and gave it to him.

Finally the woman asked: “Do you want to see a crumpled up $50,000?” The man simply frowned in confusion before the wife continued: “Go look in the garage.”

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