Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An elderly couple are driving across the country

The old man yells: "He wants to see your license!" Source: Pexels.

An elderly couple are travelling across the country. The woman is driving when she gets pulled over by the police. The officer says: “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”

The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks: “What did he say?”

The man yells: “He says you were speeding!”

The officer says: “May I see your licence?”

The woman turns to her husband and asks again: “What did he say?”

The old man yells: “He wants to see your licence!”

The woman gives the officer her licence.

The officer says: “I see you are from the next town over. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”

The woman turns to her husband and asks: “What did he say?”

And the old man yells: “He says he knows you!”

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