Daily Joke: A young boy and his dad were playing together

A young boy and his dad were playing together when the boy said: “Dad, I’ve decided to get married.”

Surprised, the dad answered: “Well that’s wonderful! Do you have a girl in mind?!”

“Yes, it’s grandma! She said she loves me, I love her too and she’s the best cook and story teller in the whole world!”

The dad answered: “That’s nice, but we have a small problem there.”

“What problem?!” asked the boy with worry.

“She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother!”

The boy answered: “Why not?! You married mine!”

Daily Joke: A woman was taking a nap

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband: “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”.

Daily Joke: A woman walks into a bank

A woman walks into a bank in New York City before her holiday and asks for a $5,000 loan.

The banker asks: “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”

The woman says: “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”

The banker, stunned, asks: “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”

The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.

When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.

The loan officer says: “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?”

The woman replies: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”