Daily Joke: A man notices someone at his local pub

One sunny day, two men were sitting in a pub drinking pints of lager, when one turned to the other and said: “You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I’m gonna go over there and talk to him”.

So, he went over to the man and tapped him on the shoulder. “Excuse me, sir,” he started. “But I noticed you look just like me!”

The second man turned around and said: “Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?”

“I’m from Brisbane,” the man said. Stunned, the second man said: “Me too! What street do you live on?”

“McCarthy Street.” The second man replied: “Me too! What number is it?”

The first man said: “162”. The second man replied in shock: “Me too! What are your parents’ names?”

“Bruce and Shannon!”

The second man was awestruck and said: “Mine too! This is unbelievable!”

So, they bought another round and continued talking as the bartenders changed shifts. The new bartender came in, walked up to his colleague and asked: “What’s new today?”

“Oh, not much. The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

The priest asked Giuseppe to explain the secret to his marriage

At St Peter’s Catholic Church, they have weekly husband’s marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands: “Well, I’ve tried to treat her nice, spend money on her, but best of all is, I took her to Italy to visit family for our 25th anniversary!”

The priest responded: “Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?”

Giuseppe proudly replied: “I’m gonna go pick her up!”

A husband and wife were golfing

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked: “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”

The husband said: “No sweetie”.

The woman said: “I’m sure you would”. So the man said: “Okay, I would”.

Then the woman asked: “Would you let her sleep in our bed?” And the man replied: “Ya, I guess so”.

Then the wife asked: “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”

And the husband replied: “No, she’s left-handed”.