Daily Joke: A father and son go for a drive

A father and son set off on a road trip. After a few kilometres the son tells his dad: “When can I go wee?”

The father looks around but there are no places open to stop. He tells his son he will need to hold it. A few minutes later the son, now more frantic, says again: “Can I go wee now?!”

Looking around, he sees there is a petrol station a few blocks up. The father agrees to pull over but tells his son he needs to hold it for a few more minutes. The son says he will try. When they finally reach the petrol station and go inside the son announces that he cannot hold it any longer. He raises his hands in the air and yells: “WEEE!”

Daily Joke: Three men walk into a car dealership

Three men walk into a car dealership. They tell the salesman that they would all like new cars. The salesman says that he will give them free cars if they can answer a simple question.

The men agree and the salesman asks the first guy: “Have you ever cheated on your wife?” The first guy says he has never cheated on his wife. The salesman then hands him the keys to a Ferrari.

The salesman asks the second guy the same question, and he admits that he has cheated once. The salesman then hands him the keys to an SUV.

The salesman asks the third guy: “Have you ever cheated on your wife?” The guy answers that he actually cheats on his wife twice a week. The salesman hands him the keys to a used minivan.

Suddenly the guy who was given a Ferrari starts crying. The other two ask him why he’s crying, since he was given the best car. He tells them that his wife told him to come to this dealership so that he too could get a free pair of roller skates.

Daily Joke: A man and a woman were on a date

The young man says to his date: “I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?”

The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then searches through her purse, finally dumping the contents on the table between them. She searches through the pile and finally finds a small spray bottle.

She examines the label and announces: “Here it is… ‘Unforgettable’.”