On a trip to the shopping centre, a couple agreed to split up, visit their favourite shops and meet up again in an hour and a half. So while the husband visited the bike shop and the sporting goods store, the woman concentrated on the biggest clothing store.
When the man met up with his wife 90 minutes later outside the clothing store, she was carrying a dozen bags filled with clothes.
“I don’t believe it!” he said. “Have you really bought all that?”
“Well yes,” she replied. Then gesturing towards the interior of the shop, she added: “But look at all the stuff I’m leaving behind.”