Your Sunday roast of Dad jokes — ten one-liners so bad they’re genuinely brilliant

I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.

I used to be a shoe salesman, but I just didn’t have the sole for it.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people … but none of them work.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

I have a joke about a broken pencil … but it’s pointless.

I have a joke about a roof… actually, it’s over your head.

I have a joke about a bed, but I haven’t made it up yet.