Whether it’s delayed flights, confusing maps or suitcases that seem to gain weight on the way home, travel always gives us a story to tell. If you’re dreaming of your next getaway – or still recovering from the last one – these three light-hearted travel jokes are just the ticket for a quick laugh.
What do travelers like best about Switzerland?” “I’m not sure, but the flag’s a big plus.
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop, “I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won’t take no for an answer.”
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were off!
About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop.
“And how did you like your holiday?” he asked eagerly.
“The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,” she said. “I’ve come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?”
A husband and wife packed their suitcases in a rush and made it to the airport just in time. “I wish I’d brought the refrigerator” said the wife. “Whatever for?” asked her husband. “Our tickets are on top of it.”
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