Lawyers have a reputation for arguing the toss, splitting hairs and charging by the minute – so it’s no surprise they’ve inspired a lifetime of jokes. Whether you love them, need them, or try very hard to avoid them, these three lawyer jokes are guaranteed to raise a smile … no legal advice required.
Mrs Jones, the Grade 6 teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, little Morris raised his hand. The teacher called on Morris for his answer. With complete sincerity in his voice, little Morris answered, “A good lawyer.”
Talk about writing skills. .. Lawyers are the only people who can write a 10,000-word document and call it a “brief”!
I hired a lawyer to sue the airlines for mishandling my luggage. He lost the case.
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