They say one person’s trash is another person’s treasure – and today we’re digging through the bin for comedy gold. Here are five gloriously groan-worthy jokes that prove rubbish humour can still clean up nicely.
Career Goals
A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?”
“Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” he replies.
“Strange ambition to have for a career.”
“Well, he thinks garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!”
Bin Banter
What do you call a conversation between two garbage cans?
Trash talk.
Goat Reviews
Two goats are eating garbage.
The first one finds a roll of film and eats it.
When he’s done, the second goat asks, “How did you like the movie?”
The first replies, “It was OK… but I liked the book better.”
Pearly Gates Problem
A teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer arrive at the Pearly Gates.
St Peter asks the teacher, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg?”
“The Titanic.”
“Correct — you may enter.”
He asks the garbage collector, “How many people died?”
“About 1,500.”
“Correct — you may enter.”
Then he turns to the lawyer and says,
“Name them.”
Recycling Romance
Bad pickup line:
“Dang girl, you smell like garbage …
Can I take you out?”
Sometimes the best laughs come from the bottom of the barrel. Or in this case – the bin.
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