There are cheesy jokes… and then there are jokes that are actually about cheese. Today, we’re opening the fridge door and serving up a dairy-delight collection of brie-lliant puns, gouda gags and mature humour that’s anything but bland. Whether you’re a fan of sharp one-liners or something a little more crumbly, these jokes are guaranteed to make you smile – no matter how bleu you’re feeling. So grab the crackers, slice yourself a wedge, and get ready for some seriously grate laughs.
What’s the reason you don’t hear a lot of fondue jokes? Most of the time, they’re excessively cheesy.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Because of baby cheese-us!
What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzilla
What cheese can you use to clean your teeth? Dental schloss
What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke? There was a meltdown!
When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it’s too Gouda be true!
Why did Lewis Hamilton have too much cheese? Because he won the Grand Brie!
Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plans!
What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking Gouda!
What did Mr Cheese say to the shop assistant when she selected the wrong size dress for his wife? That won’t Feta!
What did the cheese say to the therapist? I Camembert it any longer!
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